This is a letter he received from a pig in Patagonia:
"Gub-Gub ate them,决定论🔫" said Too-Too. "Those are the sprouts,决定论🚗 no doubt,决定论◻ that the thrushes brought here."
"'My soldiers are starving,闯关🚓' said he. 'Your pet,决定论🐐 Madam,决定论❕ must be turned into sausages.'
The excellent postal service continued after he left. The stamps with Koko's face on them were as various and as beautiful as ever. On the occasion of the first annual review of the Fantippo Merchant Fleet a very fine two-shilling stamp was struck in commemoration,闯关🔱 showing His Majesty inspecting his new ships through a lollipop quizzing-glass. The King himself became a stamp-collector and his album was as good as a family photo-album,闯关😱 containing as it did so many pictures of himself. The only awkward incident that happened in the record of the post office which the Doctor had done so much to improve was when some ardent stamp-collectors,闯关👕 wishing to make the modern stamps rare,决定论📼 plotted to have the King assassinated in order that the current issues should go out of date. But the plot was happily discovered before any harm was done.
It was a great day at the Doctor's post office when Cheapside,闯关🏮 the London sparrow,闯关📣 arrived from Puddleby to look after the city deliveries for Fantippo.
"Well,决定论💈" said Speedy,闯关🚮 "that would be possible. But,决定论🎑 of course,闯关💁 we could only do it during certain months of the year when we were in Africa. And then we could only take letters to the mild and warm countries. We should get frozen if we had to carry mail where severe winters were going on.""I'm mighty grateful to you,决定论🚲 stranger,决定论⭕ whoever you be,闯关🍛" said the man. "Usually there's two of us here,决定论👱 me and my partner,决定论🔷 Fred. But yesterday morning I let Fred go off with the ketch to get oysters. That's why I'm alone. I was coming down the stairs about noon,闯关👈 from putting new wicks in the lamp,闯关🌕 when my foot slipped and I took a tumble to the bottom. My head fetched up against the wall and knocked the senses right out of me. How long I lay there before you found me I don't know."
One day the Doctor was opening the mail addressed to him,闯关🏢 when he came upon a package about the size and shape of a large egg. He undid the outer wrapper,闯关📳 which was made of seaweed. Inside he found a letter and a pair of oyster shells tied together like a box.
"Very good,决定论🔰" said the Doctor. "Then that settles that. Now I must get back to the post office. The ship is yours. But as soon as the nesting is over come and let me know,决定论🍂 because I have a very special idea I want to tell you about."
This time the officers all burst out laughing and tapped their foreheads knowingly,决定论🚅 to show they thought the Doctor was crazy. And the Captain,闯关✉ thinking he was being made a fool of,闯关♨ flew into a rage once more and was all for having the Doctor arrested again.
"Oh,闯关🌼 come on,闯关👖 Push,决定论👪" said Jip. "Don't be so bashful. We've all told one. You don't mean to say you've lived all your life in the African jungle without seeing any adventures? There must be lots of yarns you could tell us."So the Doctor's letter was written and addressed to Matthew Mugg,闯关👯 Esquire,决定论💖 Cats' Meat Merchant,决定论✂ Puddleby-on-the-Marsh,决定论🌠 Slopshire,决定论👳 England. And it was sent off by Quip-the-Carrier.